literalnobody:

Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn’t truly like him enough to marry… only to then himself propose to a woman who is 1. From the exact same family and 2. Has done nothing but roast him since they met

verypowerfulwitch:

my entire political stance basically boils down to “I care about other people” and MAN does it make people MAD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

kendralynora:

when will ppl realise that “enemies to lovers” is when two ppl on two separate sides of an issue eventually come together through a common understanding IT IS NOT a man with no respect for a woman relentlessly wearing her down after multiple rejections until she eventually caves in as a result of an unhealthy sexist social norm that was drilled into her head her whole life

THANK YOU THIS

arceus-ex-machina:

chefpyro:

shitpostgenerator:

no offence but video game propaganda is inherently homophobic

These are literally indistinguishable from actual posts on this site if you take away the url

I literally thought I was about to read a discourse post

owlmylove:

officialromaniantranslatiuni:

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

1st-1:

squashs:

craiganthonywells:

squashs:

if a british person is named shaggy does it kinda feel like being named fucky?

The first time I watched Scooby Doo I was distraught

that’s what I wanted to hear

frog-whisperer:

eye-co:

nightsistersmerrin:

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

simena:

Ashka Lowman

willowcrowned:

ellie-you-idiot:

magimadpie:

whetstonefires:

smilechiales:

prayforpiett:

ratherinterestingmilkshake:

commonrabble:

spobforpresident:

crim-bat:

I’m not sorry

this is my favorite Star Wars post

But what if…. Luke goes “I appreciate that you’re trying to take my mind off things by coming up with ridiculous stuff to try and get a laugh out of me, but it’s Not Working.”

Obi-wan: “but it’s true!”

Luke: “Uh huh. What’s next, telling me that I’m the hologram lady’s long-lost twin?”

Obi-wan: “Yes!”

And from this point onward Luke thinks that this is Obi-wan’s attempt at a long-running gag. Obi-wan grows increasingly desperate to convince Luke that he’s telling the truth, darnit. Luke thinks he’s growing increasingly desperate to be funny.

Darth Vader mcfreakin loses it when Luke’s first words upon seeing him are a sarcastic “Oh hi, dad” with enough sass to choke Jabba the Hut.

Vader: “how did you know.”

Luke turns to Obi-wan and splutters.

Luke: “How?? How did you get Darth Vader to play along with your stupid joke????”

I love it

Oh my gosh

I really love this post

okay but vader didn’t know either. he thought his kid was dead.

he’d probably put it together faster if obi-wan’s new apprentice called him ‘dad’ and turned out to be named Luke Skywalker, but this would be HOW HE FOUND OUT.

Vader has to sit down for a minute lest he has a fucking heart attack, but his suit would make that unnecessarily difficult so he just stands there having a silent system meltdown.

Luke is utterly confused while Obi-Wan tries desperately not to have a laughing fit. He is way past his prime, but this was unintentionally the best trolling he’s ever done.

Vader realizes that FUCK, this is absolutely something a son of his would say isn’t it.

Luke is only just now registering the implications and starts screaming at Obi-Wan, who is still laughing, he DID try to tell him, after all.

Vader snaps out of it and regains his composure.

Luke, still screaming: “So, that part about my sister was true too!?!?”

Vader: “….”

Vader: “YOUR WHAT!?”

Palpatine: hey Vader where are you you’re supposed to be on the Death Star

Vader: sorry I’m on paternity leave

Palpatine: you’re on what now

Vader: do you KNOW how much child support I owe right now?? i don’t have time to conquer the galaxy and rule at your side as your iron fist. i need to get a job that pays